The Magnificant Blast

The magnificant blast
known as gas
is not a mistake in the engineering
of man.

It's a sound we bleme on unfortunate
others while we anticipate
jeers and jokes from our brotheres.

Through this sound that God has crafted,
Tension is eased by the sound of the squeeze.
And if that's not enough to get your attention
the smell will quickly cause reflection
you will know the meaning
of rejection.